Ponder & Smile !
The Wisdom of Children
The preacher was checking out the Sunday School children`s understanding of faith one Sunday morning.
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven? he asked the children during his address.
"No! all the children answered"
If I cleaned the church every day, looked after the grounds, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven then?"
Again the answer was a resounding, "No!"
"Well," he continued, " how then can I get into heaven?"
A five year old boy shouted "You`ve got to be dead!"
Theology, Kid Style
Dear God,
please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and an injection. Janet
God,
I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
Dear God,
is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy
Dear God,
do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles
Dear God,
it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas
Honesty - My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he`d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the dustbin. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to the bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago"
Do it again Dad!
A little 3Yr. old boy was crying very loud and his parents rushed into the room. He had swallowed a penny and was convinced he was going to die. Nothing they could say would convince him otherwise.
Finally the Father palmed a penny rubbed his son's stomach and pretended to pull the penny out of his sons ear. The little boy started smiling when he saw the penny. Though he quickly snatched it out of his Father's hand swallowed it and said: "do it again Dad."
ASAP!!!!
Generally we think of the abbreviation "ASAP" in terms of hurrying to meet a deadline. Perhaps if we think of this abbreviation in a different way we will begin to to find a new way of dealing with those stressfull times in our lives.
There`s work to do and deadlines to meet, You`ve got no time to spare, But as you hurry and scurry
ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER
In the midst of family chaos, Quality time is rare. Just do your best, and let God do the rest,
ASAP -ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER
God Knows how stressful life can be, he wants to ease our cares. And he`ll respond to all your needs,
ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER
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